skrillex talking for the first time
dad: aww. are you trying to say "dada"
baby: da...da....DAAAA BURR DA DA DA DA DAAA CHIEEH BUD DAH BERRR DUN DUN ZEEE
Me n Drake chillin at my house
Drake: This bubble tea is excellent! But I have to use your bathroom, that extra hot crispy chicken got to me! Haha!
Me: First door on the left, can't miss it.
Drake: *Shouting from down the hall* The left side!?
Drake: OH. MY. GOD.
Me: *Running over to see what happened* What happened!?
Drake: My dude you got 2-ply toilet paper! When I started from the bottom with nothing but my pen and paper I used to dread using the toilet because we always had 1-ply and it would feel so bad and grainy against my sensitive skin. The paper would sometimes tear and rip and my hand would always be exposed, I hated it! When I finally made it on the charts with my singles, I bought a lifetime supply of Charmin brand toilet paper for my mama, God bless her soul. Count your blessings brother. Oh man, this takes me back!
Drake: *Closes his eyes and gets lost in his memories*
it’s 2014 get that fucking slur out of your username you think anyone wants to see that shit