used nipple clamps for sale.txt

queerpoc:

liamlisten:

dsneylou:

cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did L*uis die? My condolences.

Too bad that joke isn’t funny, asshole. Go ahead and swerve back into your own fucking lane and take your irrelevant opinions elsewhere.

Oh I’m sorry tumblr user cuntyspice do you think you’re funny? Take a step back and think about what you type before you do it

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skrillex talking for the first time
baby: da....da....
dad: aww. are you trying to say "dada"
baby: da...da....DAAAA BURR DA DA DA DA DAAA CHIEEH BUD DAH BERRR DUN DUN ZEEE
Me n Drake chillin at my house
Drake: This bubble tea is excellent! But I have to use your bathroom, that extra hot crispy chicken got to me! Haha!
Me: First door on the left, can't miss it.
Drake:
Me:
Drake: *Shouting from down the hall* The left side!?
Me: Yes.
Drake: OH. MY. GOD.
Me: *Running over to see what happened* What happened!?
Drake: My dude you got 2-ply toilet paper! When I started from the bottom with nothing but my pen and paper I used to dread using the toilet because we always had 1-ply and it would feel so bad and grainy against my sensitive skin. The paper would sometimes tear and rip and my hand would always be exposed, I hated it! When I finally made it on the charts with my singles, I bought a lifetime supply of Charmin brand toilet paper for my mama, God bless her soul. Count your blessings brother. Oh man, this takes me back!
Drake: *Closes his eyes and gets lost in his memories*
waluiqi said: botm pls

arrowdactyl:

bby thanks for entering!!

you now have until august 5th to get your followers to get this as many notes as possible!!

enter my botm?

occasionally-conscious:

+2 saturation on camera, no other edits

Canon Rebel T2i

prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

freelittle-soul:

Most magical little pond i’ve ever come across

it’s 2014 get that fucking slur out of your username you think anyone wants to see that shit